The countdown is on. Valentine's Day is approaching and you don't want to start the year on the wrong foot. Never fear, we've got the perfect gift. Name a Roach is back and it's the best way to let your loved ones, or not-so-loved ones, know how you feel this holiday. 

If you've stopped swiping right and found your special someone, give him/her a gift that's really eternal: name a Bronx Zoo Madagascar hissing cockroach in his/her honor. For $10, we'll send a digital certificate with the roach's name for your loved one to cherish for years to come. 

This year, in addition to your certificate, throw in something sweet or cuddly. Add chocolates or a plush cockroach to the gift for $35, or both for $50, and pat yourself on the back for your romantic prowess.*

No significant other? No problem. Honor relationships past (or cement their place in history). Whether the gesture is spicy or sweet we promise not to judge.