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Everybody's Got Marshmallows To Toast Except For Me And My Monkey.

 

Is humanity obsolete?  Probably.  After all, this Bonobo ape knows how to START A CAMPFIRE and TOAST MARSHMALLOWS:

I mean, I don't think I could start a fire from scratch.  Let's just keep this guy away from graham crackers and Hershey bars!  WE CANNOT ALLOW THE APES TO HAVE S'MORES TECHNOLOGY!!!

 

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