I'm just going to leave this Daily Mail headline here:

'My goal is to own John Lennon's DNA': Canadian dentist plans to CLONE former Beatle from a pulled wisdom tooth and raise the child as his own son

That's pretty much the story.  Dude bought the tooth (a molar!) for $33,000 at an auction two years ago, will hang on to it until we have the proper technology to clone humans, then raise Lil' John Lennon.  Every man needs a dream!!!

'Animal cloning still has some glitches they are working out but they are already cloning species. Once the glitches are worked out humans will follow,' he told cosmetic dentistry comparison site Teethwise last year.

Here is my artist's conception of Cloned John Lennon:

Also, Teethwise???