As you know, I'm contractually bound to make 33% of my Mattspace posts about The Simpsons.  I fill that quota this week by introducing you to the newest Simpsons attraction at Universal Studios: the Simpsons Fast Food Boulevard (i.e. food court, but fancier and with Homer) Simpsonites can enjoy a Krusty Burger, a Squishee from the Kwik-E-Mart, or sod off to Moe's for a pint.  Check out the tour:

Click HERE to see the latest deep-fried abomination.

Click HERE to see the strangest Hall Of Fame speech ever.

Click HERE to be mesmerized by HAND KARATE