The Most Important Member of the Band

According to a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the bass is the most important part of a song. People can follow along better with the bass line of a song more so than the higher-pitched sounds of guitars and drums. They found that your brain finds the rhythm easier when sound is played in a lower tone. 

So quit with the bass player jokes! You know what I'm talking about:

  • What do bass players use for contraception? Their personalities!
  • What do you call a beautiful woman on a bassist's arm? A tattoo. 
  • What's the first thing a bass player says at work? "Would you like fries with that?"
Glenn Hamilton


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