Dad Jokes Alert: What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!


We found the perfect way to embarrass your family this Thanksgiving! Dad Jokes!

Click here for the full list... but here is just a few! [insert eye rolling]

  • What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.
  • What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
  • What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!
  • What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
  • Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump!
  • Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.
  • Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
  • What's a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.
  • Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!
  • When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!
  • What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
  • Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!

Here is a little Turkey Playlist too! Drop a Turkey Beat!

click here for hot turkey songs!


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