SAMMY HAGAR won't be doing any socially-distanced shows, and his reasoning is solid: He doesn't trust us to behave. He says, "I just know that those . . . people are not going to stay in their seats and socially distance.
"The second we start getting it on and I start saying, 'Are we having any fun yet?' and holding the mic up in the air and [singing], 'Right Now', they're going to be at the front of the stage, all unsocially distanced.
"It's gonna get criticized or I'm gonna get sued or fined or something."