Remember the ShamWow guy?
Vince Shlomi, is back promising to wipe the floor with the competition in a race for his Texas congressional district. That was not a typo, the ShamWow guy is challenging Rep. John Carter, who’s ben the incumbent since the ShamWow came out. Shlomi says he’s running to “destroy wokeism” and “make America happy,” which honestly feels right in line with a man whose entire career was based on yelling energetically about cleaning supplies.
Now, Texas voters face a choice: stick with a longtime incumbent or roll the dice on a pitchman who once convinced America it needed a miracle towel. This primary is shaping up to be messier than a ShamWow commercial.