1. Here's your complete list of (accurate) winners from the Oscars

2. We lost Bill Paxton and Judge Wapner yesterday

3. Oxford Is Adding "Sausage Party," "Craptacular," and "Squad Goals" to the Dictionary

4. Survey says: We're Really Bad at Figuring Out Which Coworkers Are Trying to Stab Us in the Back

5. The Tooth Fairy Now Pays an All-Time High of $4.66 Per Tooth